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lisztomanianox replied to your post: That sad moment when Free Stuff isn’t cool. Sad Face.
lmao I wish I could have seen your face when you saw the posters. I would have declined the offer and taken cash for sure T_T
I was like: “Cool! Package addressed to me! I love packages!” And then… Sadness. I mean, if it was a signed poster by …I don’t know, Batman or...
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That sad moment when Free Stuff isn't cool. Sad...
Day 272 of 365
So a few weeks back I got a call from a local radio station (93.3 for all you Colorado peeps —- used the word ‘peeps’) and being a Area 93.3 member I guess I was automatically entered in a contest in which the winner would win a local Advanced VIP screening to Taylor Lautner’s new movie Abduction … I won. … I respectfully declined.
Today I...
September 2011
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I just got a Flu mist.
Never had one of those before.
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My father looks pregnant.
That’s what happens when men retire. They become pregnant.
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Damn the Man! Save the Empire!
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Air Force One is on our base right now. I don't...
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ccapson:
All these jokes about neutrinos are so next week.
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I’m one of those superstitious sports people —- I feel like if I don’t completely watch a game then the team that I want to win will lose. I didn’t watch Week 1 or Week 3 and my team lost.
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You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the...
– Can’t Hardly Wait (via violenceandsugar)
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