July 2011
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wickedlyworld replied to your post: I’m giving my secretary relationship advice.
Why am I already married?? You my friend GET US!
Haha, trial and error for me haha :P
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moretrashthanthecountyfair replied to your post: I’m giving my secretary relationship advice.
you have a secretary? awesome.
She actually works for three of us, but I hate the idea of having one so I do everything myself and listen to her recite lines from “He’s Just Not That Into You”. :D
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I'm giving my secretary relationship advice.
A breakup is upon her. I told her to be prepared to watch a lot of chick flicks and invest in a few pints of ice cream in the coming months.
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Spent $700 for my sister's wedding cake.
Could’ve bought so much gum :P
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Confessions #29.
Bruce Willis will always be John McClane (Die Hard) in every movie I see him in.
John McClane is a Ghost (The Sixth Sense).
John McClane saves the world from an Asteroid (Armageddon).
John McClane guest stars on the hit television show Friends.