"They were free in the trash!"
My co-worker saw one of the ladies that works in a different office walking in the hallway with a whole bunch of candy canes in her hands. My co-worker was like “Candy canes!?” to which she replied: “Yeah! They were free in the trash!”.
Can you imagine if Ben and Nora were together? There would be no speaking. Just:
That awkward moment when you receive "Happy Thanksgiving" wishes saying that they're "Thankful to have you in their lives" and you don't know who it's from.
“I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping into the world.” —Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via tranquillum)