Day 168 of 365
Since I live alone, I don’t have to worry about the ice cream. Except when Midori breaks in and eats my ice cream.
Day 163 of 365
The night before work, I’ll prepare the clothes I’ll wear and hang them up if need be.
Sometimes, during the middle of the night when I need to use the restroom, my dress shirts will look like a silhouette of a person at my bedroom door. And that is when I will opt to NOT go to the bathroom to pee and just pee in my bed because of absolute fear.
Day 158 of 365
$0.50 for a phone call!? Back in my day, when this was alllll farm land as far as the eye could see, it was $0.25!
Day 157 of 365
Am I the only one who leaves their clean laundry just piled in their room? I can’t be, right? That would be preposterous!